Category Archives: Personal Essays/Writings

Essay: In honor of Dad (and Rickles) on Father’s Day

Panic Kazoo When you were little, did you ever get lost? That total panic I-can’t-find-my-parent-or-guardian and I-don’t-really-want-to-live-at-great-adventure-like-I-said-earlier-I’m-just-a-kid-and-we-say-dumb-sh*t-like-that-all-the-time-so-seriously-where-are-you lost. Like, one second you’re following behind the khaki-ed leg of your dad at the hardware store, running your fingers through the boxes … Continue reading

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Ode to Oprah (vintage personal blog post)

Oprah, Oprah, Oprah. What can I say? After 25 years and all that stuff and all those things. How can I ever put this into words? Oh, I know: See ya. (The following is a blog I wrote after having … Continue reading

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